Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Dead Again

No one on Earth has more practice in the art of dying than a Hollywood actor. Actually, it's almost like a prerequisite. Honestly, would you cast someone in a war epic if they didn't know how to die correctly? With the help of cinemorgue.com, here is a list of actors who have the most experience with death in front of the camera.

Robert De Niro - 14 (Bloody Mama, Bang the Drum Slowly, Mean Streets, Brazil, The Mission, Cape Fear, This Boy’s Life, Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, Heat, The Fan, Jackie Brown, Great Expectations, 15 Minutes, Hide and Seek) If you haven't seen Heat and are a fan of automatic gunfire, go to the video store stat...wait...netflix.




Bruce Willis - 11 (Billy Bathgate, Mortal Thoughts, Death Becomes Her, Twelve Monkeys, The Jackal, Armageddon, The Sixth Sense, Hart’s War, Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle, Sin City, Grindhouse: Planet Terror) BRUCE WILLIS IS A DEAD PERSON IN THE SIXTH SENSE CONSIDER YOURSELF SPOILED. How annoying are spoiler alerts? Let's just spoil everything from now on...



Al Pacino - 9 (Scarface, Dick Tracy, The Godfather: Part III, Carlito’s Way, Donnie Brasco, Insomnia, People I Know, The Recruit, Righteous Kill) The most memorable Hollywood death I can remember is Tony Montana eating bullets for lunch at the end of Scarface. Remember kids: cocaine may make you immune to machine guns, but a shotgun to the back means lights out.

Others at the top of the list include Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Jack Nicholson and Dustin Hoffman. So, there you have it folks. It turns out the key to movie success is dying as much as you can.

Photos: aufeninin.com, allposters.com, allmoviephoto.com

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